Discussion about math, puzzles, games and fun.   Useful symbols: ÷ × ½ √ ∞ ≠ ≤ ≥ ≈ ⇒ ± ∈ Δ θ ∴ ∑ ∫  π  -¹ ² ³ °

You are not logged in.

## #1 2005-12-24 19:50:57

mikau
Member
Registered: 2005-08-22
Posts: 1,504

### identities

sports identities:

ping pong = tennis/10000

hockey = soccer + stick

baseball = basketball - hoop + bat - action.

skiing = 2(snowboarding)

football = soccer + wrestling

boxing = hockey - stick

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

Offline

## #2 2005-12-24 19:52:02

mikau
Member
Registered: 2005-08-22
Posts: 1,504

### Re: identities

Decaf = Coffee/infinity

Last edited by mikau (2005-12-24 19:52:23)

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

Offline

## #3 2005-12-24 23:41:27

MathsIsFun
Registered: 2005-01-21
Posts: 7,685

### Re: identities

golf = a walk in the park + frustration

dressage = horse racing + dancing - racing

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

Offline

## #4 2005-12-25 03:44:12

mathsyperson
Moderator
Registered: 2005-06-22
Posts: 4,900

### Re: identities

This topic = maths + confusion

And according the mikau, boxing = soccer

Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.

Offline

## #5 2005-12-25 16:24:59

ganesh
Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 25,035

### Re: identities

Polo = (x*No.of Hockey players)/n + horses - sticks + mallets

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Offline

## #6 2005-12-26 18:33:51

mikau
Member
Registered: 2005-08-22
Posts: 1,504

### Re: identities

Hahaha! This is great stuff! Keep it coming!

Math = anything and everything that ever was uber!

science = math + wiseguy

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

Offline

## #7 2005-12-26 21:47:37

Zach
Member
Registered: 2005-03-23
Posts: 2,075

### Re: identities

Religion = Science - Logical Proof

Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

Offline

## #8 2005-12-26 22:11:10

MathsIsFun
Registered: 2005-01-21
Posts: 7,685

### Re: identities

... oh, and ...

maths = fun

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

Offline

## #9 2005-12-27 08:30:03

mikau
Member
Registered: 2005-08-22
Posts: 1,504

### Re: identities

Rather, Maths > fun

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

Offline

## #10 2005-12-27 09:15:50

ryos
Member
Registered: 2005-08-04
Posts: 394

### Re: identities

Science = Religion + Uncertainty

Music = Math * Sound

Sky ski = Airplane + Water

Figure skating = hockey + art

Art = Insanity + Respectability

And finally...

Mac = (Me - \$\$)(PC + Happiness)

El que pega primero pega dos veces.

Offline

## #11 2005-12-27 13:13:31

mikau
Member
Registered: 2005-08-22
Posts: 1,504

### Re: identities

credit card =   ∑(1, infinity) debt

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

Offline

## #12 2005-12-27 14:22:27

John E. Franklin
Member
Registered: 2005-08-29
Posts: 3,588

### Re: identities

chromatic notes in musical octave = 8 - 1 (duplicate C = Doe a deer a female deer) + 5 (C#, Eb, F#, Ab = G#, Bb) = 12 notes
clock = 12 positions

``````                              C
B                  C#

Bb                            D

A              .               Eb

Ab                            E

G                    F
F#``````

Last edited by John E. Franklin (2005-12-27 14:23:28)

igloo myrtilles fourmis

Offline

## #13 2005-12-27 16:39:06

ganesh
Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 25,035

### Re: identities

Acalculia = Human Brain - Mathematics

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Offline

## #14 2005-12-27 22:46:33

seerj
Member
Registered: 2005-12-21
Posts: 42

### Re: identities

Ahah cool
Like

Linux=(Windows - (∑(i=1,+∞)Bug(i) - My\$\$\$ ) ) + Happiness^2

Offline

## #15 2005-12-28 09:03:14

mikau
Member
Registered: 2005-08-22
Posts: 1,504

### Re: identities

lol!

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

Offline