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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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sports identities:

soccer = 1/basketball

ping pong = tennis/10000

hockey = soccer + stick

baseball = basketball - hoop + bat - action.

skiing = 2(snowboarding)

football = soccer + wrestling

boxing = hockey - stick

Add your own identities!

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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Decaf = Coffee/infinity

*Last edited by mikau (2005-12-24 19:52:23)*

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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golf = a walk in the park + frustration

dressage = horse racing + dancing - racing

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**mathsyperson****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-06-22
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This topic = maths + confusion

And according the mikau, boxing = soccer

Why did the vector cross the road?

It wanted to be normal.

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**ganesh****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Polo = (x*No.of Hockey players)/n + horses - sticks + mallets

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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Hahaha! This is great stuff! Keep it coming!

Math = anything and everything that ever was uber!

science = math + wiseguy

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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**Zach****Member**- Registered: 2005-03-23
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Religion = Science - Logical Proof

Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.

And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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technology = science + business

... oh, and ...

maths = fun

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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Rather, Maths > fun

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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credit card = ∑(1, infinity) debt

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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**John E. Franklin****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-29
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chromatic notes in musical octave = 8 - 1 (duplicate C = Doe a deer a female deer) + 5 (C#, Eb, F#, Ab = G#, Bb) = 12 notes

clock = 12 positions

```
C
B C#
Bb D
A . Eb
Ab E
G F
F#
```

*Last edited by John E. Franklin (2005-12-27 14:23:28)*

**igloo** **myrtilles** **fourmis**

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**ganesh****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Acalculia = Human Brain - Mathematics

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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**seerj****Member**- Registered: 2005-12-21
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Ahah cool

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Linux=(Windows - (∑(i=1,+∞)Bug(i) - My$$$ ) ) + Happiness^2

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**mikau****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-22
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lol!

A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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