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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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You will look older?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Yes, older maybe. Not 89 years.

Unless some mysterious force drains my life energy...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Why not?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Because they have things that prevent that these days, bobby.

And I'll probably be dead by the time I even get close to looking that age.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Are you serious? Have you seen some of these bad surgeries?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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I wasn't talking about surgeries, I was talking about chemically engineered substances.

I wouldn't trust the products if I saw them in the shop, but I totally trust Hugh Laurie.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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The actor? Or the dog food?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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what dog food? Hugh Laurie, the actor. He's awesome. I like him, he was really good in Blackadder I thought.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hugh Laurie Dog Food, 100% ham.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Hmmm....

That's real?

Sounds more stupid than Paul Newman's sauce range.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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You should have your own brand too.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Nuh. I'm not famous enough.

Don't even know what I would sell if I did.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Tigeree's Kaboobly Doo 16 oz bottle.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Bottle of what?

I knew you were gunna say that, though.

Not sure I can fit kaboobly doo in a bottle.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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You are full of it so I am sure you can fill zillions of bottles. I could be rich.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Who says you get any profit?

This is my thing now, my name's on it.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I would be your manager.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Oh gee, thanks. Just what I need.

That's probably the ridiculous point of my existence.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I would be a good manager. I only want 60%.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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No deal. 50-50?

Why would people want kaboobly doo in a bottle when they can just make it themselves?

That's what will happen. They'll make it themselves & start selling it unlicensed on the black market.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I will call it Genuine T - Kaboobly Doo. 12.95 a bottle, that is American dollars kiddies.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Sounds like a lost cause.

Why would people buy that?

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Sounds like a winner to me. A couple of bottles of T - Genuine Kaboobly Doo Kola and whamo the whole human race is like you.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Are you mad? That would cause chaos.

The world would be completely destroyed in a matter of hours after that goes on sale.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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So you do not want to sell it?

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