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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Hi Raito, welcome to the Forum.

& no, bobby. We don't have PB & J. Actually my sandwiches are kind of extravagant.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

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**Raito****Member**- Registered: 2012-04-27
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Thank you Mr Tigeree!

I look forward to talking to you here.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi Tigeree;

Actually my sandwiches are kind of extravagant.

Turkey and Mayo...?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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A) I don't have any turkey. Currently.

But that sounds like a good combination, I will try that sometime.

& yeah, when it comes to sandwiches, I tend to... pile on.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is complicated.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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What? Why? What's complicated?

Turkey & Mayo's not complicated, it's turkey & mayo. But maybe... I'll add some spices or something...

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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How do you pile on Mayo?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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You pile it on top of other things that are piled.

Sort of... no, that doesn't make sense.

You put the mayo atop of the other things that are piled.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Doesn't it drool off?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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a little... but it's not so bad.

Also depends on the kind of mayo. Maccas' mayo is really ...drooly. But some mayo is not as much. Well... depending how much you put on the sandwich...

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Drooly? Do you use a straw?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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No... I was just using that word because you said it...

I guess runny is a better word...

But I have been tempted to use a straw occasionally.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Tempted? When it was snotty?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Well... it's still mayo. It still tastes the same even when through a straw. I presume.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Interesting. Why not use mustard instead.?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Because mustard tastes gross! Eww!

It's just like mayo but with pepper seeds in it. That's not good.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Mayo is white, Mustard is yellow. How are they the same?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Y'know. They're both that half liquid half solid thing. Sauce. That's pretty much it, or dressing, but that's more liquid.

They may taste a little different. I think mustard is more spicy.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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You think? Haven't you eaten mustard in your dreary, boring life?

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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I knew you would say that.

I was gunna put 'is'. I just thought mayo might be spicy in a different sense.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Mayo is not spicy at all.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Oh, well okay then.

Mustard is spicy & mayo is not. & they are still a sauce, maybe I'll just mix them together, but that would probably be awful.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I do believe you would not be able to make a tuna sandwich.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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I don't like tuna anyway.

But you put mustard on that, yeah?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Mustard on tuna? No way.

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