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#1 2010-05-02 05:27:36

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Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Here are a few...

Q: Who is Bigger? Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger or their Baby?
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Q: How can you drop a Raw Egg onto a Concrete Floor without cracking it?
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Q: Why is it Impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
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Q: How can we build an Engine which will weigh 400 grams and has power of 100000 HP?
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Q: Why does a Bike rest on its Legs?
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Q: How do you use a Measuring Tape?
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please post your Silly Questions.... and may be Answers ....... wave


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#2 2010-05-04 21:30:20

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Nice ZHero! My favourite's number 3! I was all like this: roflol I nearly fell out of my chair! LMAO!


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#3 2010-05-06 06:38:15

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ROFL it was #3 for me too. the last one was pretty good too. xD


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#4 2010-05-09 06:44:51

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Q: What is RED and goes TRING TRING??
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Q: What is RED and goes TRING TRING??
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Q. What is RED and goes TRING TRING??
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Q: What is RED and goes TRING TRING??
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#5 2010-05-11 07:52:41

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Q: If light travels at 186,000 miles per second in a vacuum, what is the speed of sound in miles per second in a vacuum?


Q: Who wrote the novels Mrs Dalloway and To the Lighthouse?

A: Click here for answer.

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#6 2010-05-11 07:53:27

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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#7 2010-05-11 08:45:44

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

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#8 2010-05-12 00:54:55

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Q: What's pink and red and travels in circles?
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Q: How do you stop a baby going @125 mph?
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Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
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Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
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Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
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#9 2010-05-12 04:32:07

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

#3 and #4! Omg those are my favorite. LMAO!! xD


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#10 2010-05-13 07:04:04

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Q: Why did the north pole and the south pole fall in love?


Q: Who wrote the novels Mrs Dalloway and To the Lighthouse?

A: Click here for answer.

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#11 2010-05-13 07:18:26

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Why does x^3 expect y^2 to bow?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?
Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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#12 2010-05-13 19:22:20

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

I didn't get the "red and tring tring" ones but the baby ones were hilarious! And the magnetism one is also funny!


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#13 2010-05-13 23:44:18

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

JaneFairfax wrote:

Q: Why did the north pole and the south pole fall in love?

bobbym wrote:

Why does x^3 expect y^2 to bow?


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#14 2010-05-13 23:46:25

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Tigeree wrote:

I didn't get the "red and tring tring" ones but the baby ones were hilarious! And the magnetism one is also funny!

dizzy

hi Tigery.. TRING TRING is the sound produced by a bell. (consider two types of bell sounds.. 1. Ting Tong 2. Trrriiinnnnggg Trrriiinnnngg) big_smile

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#15 2010-05-15 00:51:45

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Q: How do you sink a Submarine full of blondes?
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Q: What's the difference between a Mule Cart and a Car?
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Q: Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?
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Q: Which kind of fish cannot swim?
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try this.....
Q: What is BIG in Ladies, SMALL in Girls and is not present in Kids??  eek


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#16 2010-05-17 04:24:27

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LOL!!! These are great. I like the the first one is the best!


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#17 2010-05-18 13:12:05

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

A lot of these jokes are horrible! Especially the baby ones, that's terrible! And the one about "why are there no muslims in Star Trek" is offensive to at least one person here, however small and insignificant she may be  neutral

I like the "tring, tring" ones though, except the last one, it just doesn't make any sense and doesn't sound to be a laughing matter.

I must say, I've heard plenty of jokes and found them funny before, but these ones just aren't that funny, and several of them shouldn't be funny either. Just throwing that out there.

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#18 2010-05-18 17:56:50

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hermione_brains wrote:

A lot of these jokes are horrible! Especially the baby ones, that's terrible!

I've just begun. A bad start is not so bad!!?? I'll try to improve the quality and would try to take it a long way...

hermione_brains wrote:

And the one about "why are there no muslims in Star Trek" is offensive to at least one person here, however small and insignificant she may be  neutral

Well... It's not really meant to be offensive!? I've read a lot many jokes involving Canadians, Texans, Europeans, Chinese, Indians, Punjabis <--- lol, Gujrati's, Pathans and many many more. Just caper about it. No offence is intended. neutral

hermione_brains wrote:

I like the "tring, tring" ones though, except the last one, it just doesn't make any sense and doesn't sound to be a laughing matter.

I'm glad that you did. That may just be one of the few fat fishes! Thanks!!

hermione_brains wrote:

I must say, I've heard plenty of jokes and found them funny before, but these ones just aren't that funny, and several of them shouldn't be funny either. Just throwing that out there.

faint  dunno


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#19 2010-05-18 18:18:48

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only Chuck Norris (better known at "The Chuck" <-- pronounced as "Da Chuck" or "Chucky") can do this...

Q: What is the e-mail id of Chuck Norris??
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#20 2010-05-19 08:04:27

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

LOL it took me a sec to get that...


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#21 2010-05-19 20:05:42

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Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Hermione's right Z, as a Trekker I am so offended! But anyone who is offended by that shouldn't come to Australia. Oh wait, we're trying to sell our tourism. I still don't get the tring tring... Or the Chuck Norris one.


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#22 2010-05-19 20:14:42

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Hi Tigeree!

wink that's cool cool

the tring tring one can be explained but lets leave that part right now tongue

and chuck wud be chafed if he comes to know of you  dizzy


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#23 2010-05-19 21:08:46

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Really?! Wow,.....  I'm flattered, ZHero. Should I be? Probably not, oh well, I love you too.


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#24 2010-05-20 23:45:52

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#25 2010-05-22 18:39:14

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..... I don't know what to say, I've never been this flattered! touched Maybe I have that song on my iPod. ?


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