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#1 2010-05-03 03:27:36
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Silly Questions Funny Answers!
Here are a few...
Q: Who is Bigger? Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger or their Baby?
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Q: How can you drop a Raw Egg onto a Concrete Floor without cracking it?
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Q: Why is it Impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
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Q: How can we build an Engine which will weigh 400 grams and has power of 100000 HP?
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Q: Why does a Bike rest on its Legs?
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Q: How do you use a Measuring Tape?
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please post your Silly Questions.... and may be Answers ....... 
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#2 2010-05-05 19:30:20
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Nice ZHero! My favourite's number 3! I was all like this: 
I nearly fell out of my chair! LMAO!
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#3 2010-05-07 04:38:15
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ROFL it was #3 for me too. the last one was pretty good too. xD
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#4 2010-05-10 04:44:51
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Q: What is RED and goes TRING TRING??
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Q: What is RED and goes TRING TRING??
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Q. What is RED and goes TRING TRING??
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Q: What is RED and goes TRING TRING??
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#5 2010-05-12 05:52:41
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Q: If light travels at 186,000 miles per second in a vacuum, what is the speed of sound in miles per second in a vacuum?
#6 2010-05-12 05:53:27
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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#7 2010-05-12 06:45:44
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#8 2010-05-12 22:54:55
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Q: What's pink and red and travels in circles?
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Q: How do you stop a baby going @125 mph?
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Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
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Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
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Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
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#9 2010-05-13 02:32:07
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#3 and #4! Omg those are my favorite. LMAO!! xD
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#10 2010-05-14 05:04:04
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Q: Why did the north pole and the south pole fall in love?
#11 2010-05-14 05:18:26
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Why does x^3 expect y^2 to bow?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#12 2010-05-14 17:22:20
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I didn't get the "red and tring tring" ones but the baby ones were hilarious! And the magnetism one is also funny!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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Cheer up, emo kid.
#13 2010-05-14 21:44:18
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JaneFairfax wrote:
Q: Why did the north pole and the south pole fall in love?
bobbym wrote:
Why does x^3 expect y^2 to bow?
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#14 2010-05-14 21:46:25
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Tigeree wrote:
I didn't get the "red and tring tring" ones but the baby ones were hilarious! And the magnetism one is also funny!
hi Tigery.. TRING TRING is the sound produced by a bell. (consider two types of bell sounds.. 1. Ting Tong 2. Trrriiinnnnggg Trrriiinnnngg) 
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#15 2010-05-15 22:51:45
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Q: How do you sink a Submarine full of blondes?
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Q: What's the difference between a Mule Cart and a Car?
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Q: Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?
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Q: Which kind of fish cannot swim?
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try this.....
Q: What is BIG in Ladies, SMALL in Girls and is not present in Kids?? 
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#16 2010-05-18 02:24:27
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LOL!!! These are great. I like the the first one is the best!
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#17 2010-05-19 11:12:05
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A lot of these jokes are horrible! Especially the baby ones, that's terrible! And the one about "why are there no muslims in Star Trek" is offensive to at least one person here, however small and insignificant she may be 
I like the "tring, tring" ones though, except the last one, it just doesn't make any sense and doesn't sound to be a laughing matter.
I must say, I've heard plenty of jokes and found them funny before, but these ones just aren't that funny, and several of them shouldn't be funny either. Just throwing that out there.
#18 2010-05-19 15:56:50
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hermione_brains wrote:
A lot of these jokes are horrible! Especially the baby ones, that's terrible!
I've just begun. A bad start is not so bad!!?? I'll try to improve the quality and would try to take it a long way...
hermione_brains wrote:
And the one about "why are there no muslims in Star Trek" is offensive to at least one person here, however small and insignificant she may be
Well... It's not really meant to be offensive!? I've read a lot many jokes involving Canadians, Texans, Europeans, Chinese, Indians, Punjabis <--- 
, Gujrati's, Pathans and many many more. Just caper about it. No offence is intended.
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I like the "tring, tring" ones though, except the last one, it just doesn't make any sense and doesn't sound to be a laughing matter.
I'm glad that you did. That may just be one of the few fat fishes! Thanks!!
hermione_brains wrote:
I must say, I've heard plenty of jokes and found them funny before, but these ones just aren't that funny, and several of them shouldn't be funny either. Just throwing that out there.
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#19 2010-05-19 16:18:48
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only Chuck Norris (better known at "The Chuck" <-- pronounced as "Da Chuck" or "Chucky") can do this...
Q: What is the e-mail id of Chuck Norris??
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#20 2010-05-20 06:04:27
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LOL it took me a sec to get that...
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#21 2010-05-20 18:05:42
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Hermione's right Z, as a Trekker I am so offended! But anyone who is offended by that shouldn't come to Australia. Oh wait, we're trying to sell our tourism. I still don't get the tring tring... Or the Chuck Norris one.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#22 2010-05-20 18:14:42
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Hi Tigeree!
that's cool 
the tring tring one can be explained but lets leave that part right now 
and chuck wud be chafed if he comes to know of you
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#23 2010-05-20 19:08:46
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Really?! Wow,..... I'm flattered, ZHero. Should I be? Probably not, oh well, I love you too.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#24 2010-05-21 21:45:52
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U2? Me too
Hope you'll enjoy this......
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#25 2010-05-23 16:39:14
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..... I don't know what to say, I've never been this flattered! 
Maybe I have that song on my iPod. ?
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.