what is back and white and red all over?
why did the girl cross the playground ?
to get to the other slide
Eastern Wayne Rocks!!!!!
The Lord has no mercy.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
why is a newspaper red??
Because it's read.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
It's a bit like a joke that makes sense and is funny.
Like that one time...... .Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG that was good. Where am I?
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly
This guy goes to prison. At night, when all the lights are out, he hears someone a few cells down say "131" - there is laughter all up and down the cells. A bit later someone else says "295" and there is more laughter.
Next day in the exercise yard he asks what it was all about ... and they tell him that they have all been in for so long they've come up with numbers for all the jokes they know.
So that night he tries it out. "400" he says. There is stony silence. Then one of the other prisoners says "Hey, New Guy! It's how you tell it that matters!"
lololllllllll I never heard that one!!!
i dun get it
Don't feel bad, somethimes I find very hard to understand jokes in english because my native language is Portuguese...
why is first of April so tired?
it comes after 31 days of March