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#1 2009-11-30 15:02:16

kitkatbar
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Puns

Person 1: "It's windy."
Person 2:"No, its Thursday.
Person 3:" Me too! Let's go get a drink!"

Any puns? Post them!


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#2 2009-11-30 18:46:29

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Re: Puns

Nice!


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#3 2009-11-30 19:38:19

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Re: Puns

I've heard that one before. But it's still funny!


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#4 2009-12-01 13:24:40

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Re: Puns

What's a bear's favorite baseball team?

The one with Yogi Bear-a on it!


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#5 2009-12-19 06:21:53

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Re: Puns

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#6 2009-12-19 15:03:46

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Re: Puns

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#7 2010-01-07 05:06:48

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Re: Puns

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Soroban!


I'll be here at least once every month. XP

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#8 2010-01-13 01:54:59

bronzefury
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Re: Puns

nice

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#9 2010-01-13 02:21:46

JaneFairfax
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Re: Puns

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That’s quite funny. lol I think there’s a slight typo though. What the narrator said was “deaf in two ears” (which the other person misheard as “dead in two years”).

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#10 2011-01-09 23:16:19

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Re: Puns

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some times such kind of things to happen in life ...interesting smile

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