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#1 2009-12-01 14:02:16
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Puns
Person 1: "It's windy."
Person 2:"No, its Thursday.
Person 3:" Me too! Let's go get a drink!"
Any puns? Post them!
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#2 2009-12-01 17:46:29
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Nice!
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#3 2009-12-01 18:38:19
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I've heard that one before. But it's still funny!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#4 2009-12-02 12:24:40
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What's a bear's favorite baseball team?
The one with Yogi Bear-a on it!
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#9 2010-01-14 01:21:46
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That’s quite funny. 
I think there’s a slight typo though. What the narrator said was “deaf in two ears” (which the other person misheard as “dead in two years”).
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#10 2011-01-10 22:16:19
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soroban wrote:
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some times such kind of things to happen in life ...interesting 