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#1 2010-01-13 20:25:49
- ahtivas
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Office Jokes
IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day FREE
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.
AT WORK
you have to share.
#2 2010-01-14 08:08:05
- quittyqat
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Re: Office Jokes
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I'll be here at least once every month. XP
#3 2012-09-04 19:14:31
- anaa
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Re: Office Jokes
You can find out the best office jokes in the internet also. Office jokes related to management funda, catch sleeping in office, how to start office cleaning etc. These office jokes are very funny and interesting.
#4 2012-09-05 00:00:02
- ganesh
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Hi ahtivas,
These jokes are very good!
Character is who you are when no one is looking.
#5 2012-09-05 21:36:03
- Agnishom
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Re: Office Jokes
Wow
Arrest Me Now!!
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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#6 2012-10-14 13:50:26
- Shivamcoder3013
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Re: Office Jokes
:p
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-Archimedes
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