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#1 2010-01-12 21:25:49

ahtivas
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Registered: 2010-01-12
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Office Jokes

IN PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
   
AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON

you get three meals a day FREE
   
AT WORK

you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON

you get time off for good behaviour.
   
AT WORK

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
   
AT WORK

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games.
   
AT WORK

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON

you get your own toilet.
   
AT WORK

you have to share.

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#2 2010-01-13 09:08:05

quittyqat
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Registered: 2009-04-08
Posts: 1,213

Re: Office Jokes

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Last edited by quittyqat (2010-01-13 09:10:16)


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#3 2012-09-03 21:14:31

anaa
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Registered: 2012-09-03
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Re: Office Jokes

You can find out the best office jokes in the internet also. Office jokes related to management funda, catch sleeping in office, how to start office cleaning etc. These office jokes are very funny and interesting.

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#4 2012-09-04 02:00:02

ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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Re: Office Jokes

Hi ahtivas,

These jokes are very good!


Character is who you are when no one is looking.

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#5 2012-09-04 23:36:03

Agnishom
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Re: Office Jokes

Wow
Arrest Me Now!!


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#6 2012-10-13 14:50:26

ShivamS
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Re: Office Jokes

tongue

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