Hi soroban;

Don't forget this one.

If you are very annoying  (-10)
If you are a real jerk (+20)
If you are a total loser (+100)

Last edited by bobbym (2009-10-16 07:50:38)

Depends, Ubergeek. 
My point of view.

Simple Duties

You make the bed (+1)
You forget the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the spread over the rumpled sheets (-1)

That I don't mind. 

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)   
You replace the toilet paper (0)
You use Kleenex instead (-1)   
You use the other bathroom (-2)

These I mind.

You go out and buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8)
But return with beer (-10)

^That, depends how long I know the guy. & only if he comes back with a beer for me.   

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six-iron (+10)
It is her cat (-10)

Hate cats, but that would be so funny!

Social Behavior at a Party

You stay by her side the entire evening (0)
You chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)
Her name is Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-10)

Do not doubt the jealousy in a women, it's stronger than you know.

Her Birthday

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's All-You-Can-Eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's All-You-Can-Eat night,
. . and your face is painted in your team colors (-10)

All-You-Can-Eat! Of course I would, but only if we go for the same team. 

A Night Out with the Boys

Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-1)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And drives a Mustang (-10)
With plates: GR8 N BED (-16)

That's just scary.

A Night Out

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called "Death Cop 9" (-5)
With cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-18)

I'd see that! Lying, though is not kool. 

Your Physique

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-8)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise regularly (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and start wearing
. . loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "So what? You have one, too." (-100)

The worst thing I have ever heard! That's like -1000000.

Communication

You listen, looking concerned (0)
You listen for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for over 30 minutes without glancing at the TV (+50)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

The reason I don't tell my boyfriend things.

She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-40)
Any other response (-20)

This is the point where you should lie. Even if she says to tell her the truth, lie.
.

I'm sorry, bobby. I know it is complicated. That's just how it is. Better get used to it if you want a girlfriend. Karma, I think. Do good things and good things will come.

Last edited by Tigeree (2009-10-21 17:50:48)

Well, I guess it depends how good the lie is. If she knows your faking it, then your in big trouble. You have to lie convincingly. & no, I don't want to make people feel better, sure lyings compassionate, but that doesn't make it good. I don't lie... much. But sometimes I say things I don't mean. Which technically isn't lying.

I know, thats the only good thing about it. When I lie I carry guilt afterwards, and then get hit by karma. I don't carry guilt when I am truthful. Just say what I feel... sometimes. I don't feel a lot, so people say.