We all know that Zach is a Ferret,
He's so much much smarter than a pellet,
But show him bad spelling,
And then he'll start yelling,

(Good luck finishing that off )

We all know that Zach is a Ferret,
He's so much smarter than a pellet,
He scuffles around...

We all know that Zach is a Ferret,
He's so much smarter than a pellet,
He scuffles around
While sniffing the ground
The rest is too gruesome to tell it.

Erm.....what rhymes with my name?

In answer to your question, Rora...

Nora?
Poorer?
Borer, pourer, roarer, scorer, soarer, surer, sorer, corer or snorer?

There once was a person called Rora
Who said "Funny! The more a
Circle is round...

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There once was a person called Rora
Who said "Funny! The more a
Circle is round,
I think I have found
A reason to eat flora!"

I once knew someone named justlooking,
Who had a knack for hookin'

I once knew someone named justlooking,
Who had a knack for hookin'
Everytime she tried her skill
On the treadmill...

There once was a person called Mathsy...

there once was a man  from china,
he was a very good climber,
he slipt on a rock and lost,
his sock
that was the end of the poor climber!

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.


A graduate student from Trinity
Computed the cube of infinity;
But it gave him the fidgets
To write down all those digits,
So he dropped math and took up divinity.


There once was a number named pi
Who frequently liked to get high.
All he did every day
Was sit in his room and play
With his imaginary friend named i.


There once was a log named Lynn
Whose life was devoted to sin.
She came from a tree
Whose base was shaped like an e.
She's the most natural log I've seen.

A challenge for many long ages
Had baffled the savants and sages.
Yet at last came the light:
Seems old Fermat was right--
To the margin add 200 pages.


Integral z-squared dz
from 1 to the cube root of 3
times the cosine
of three pi over 9
equals log of the cube root of 'e'.

No, I got them from elsewhere...and I enjoyed reading them, so I wanted to share with you all
Here are two more.......

If inside a circle a line
Hits the center and goes spine to spine
And the line's length is "d"
the circumference will be
d times 3.14159

If (1+x) (real close to 1)
Is raised to the power of 1
Over x, you will find
Here's the value defined:
2.718281...