There once was a man from New Ealing
Who hopped on a bus bound for Jealing.
It said on the door:
Don't spit on the floor,
So he turned round and spat on the ceiling!

There once was a boy from Montreal
Who loved to play basketball
For a team he tried out
But if he made it, I doubt
For you see, he was three feet tall!

'Tis a favourite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9

And to make up for that scandalous one...

In China, the Great Tsu Chung Chi,
Is more clever with numbers than we.
"Lo!" he said, "I,
Have a value for pi,
Divide 3 5 5 by 1 1 3."

I know! We can play a game. One person starts off with the first line...and then someone else continues with the second, then someone else with the third etc.

Anyone want to start?

who looked much like a lizard

There once was a Professor called Gizzard,
Who looked much like a lizard.
But then he went bald
And forever got called ...

Wow! That's actually very cool!!!

There once was an Admin called Rod...

There once was an Admin called Rod,
Whose posts were sometimes quite odd
But one day he found...

There once was an Admin called Rod,
Whose posts were sometimes quite odd
But one day he found
A problem, and frowned
He realised he smelt just like cod!

Hee hee, sorry, I couldn't think of another rhyme.

There was once a poet called Ron,
Whose limericks were very long,
The first four were fine,
But then the last line,
Went on and on and on and on and on and on and on!

There was once a limerick Prof,
Who just couldn't finish them off,
He gets the first four,
But then can't get more...

Last edited by mathsyperson (2005-07-17 06:51:20)

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