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When Lightning said this was a 'Free Country' he meant people had certain rights to do things, like walk down the street and not be kept as a pet by another person of your status. Have I cleared it up for you, Burningleo?
I Don't Have One On My Laptop, I Don't Have A Numlock Button Or Numpad.
1. The Topic Where You Only Post Quailty Posts Or Shall Be Reported By Devante'
2. Devante' Always Corrects Chocó And Chocó hates it
3. The Place Where People Who Hate Harry Potter And Anime Come Plot To Destroy Harry Potter And Anime
4. The Topic Where You Just Spam But Chocó Stops You From Doing Anything Else
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Oh my god! Not even simple subtraction?! Your daughter must not like maths. Just tell her what she could do if she knew lots of maths, and what she might end up as if she dosen't do maths.
OK, here's the first chapter of Rocky Rambles- Prehistoric Time Travel to understand what I mean, go to Members Only and you'll see a thread titled, 'Rocky Rambles'. Please read that before you read this. And please be aware the first chapter is very long. May as well get straight to it:
The mountain, topped with snow and ice, dominated the whole western sky. An ankle-deep stream was forming from the melting glacier, the water icy cold. Tangled, old and worn trees lay at crazy angles. Slippery patches of mud were dotted around randomly. And ferocious dinosaurs roamed the shadowed forest, waiting for the next hatchling or animal. The tiny stream that ran down the mountain trickled down. And a shadowed figure wearing a cloak went down the stream.
The shadowed figure lifted the hood away, to reveal a red, scraggish part-dog human. It had travelled from around the year 5637 and was trying to capture and kill a dinosaur. The growl of wolves and a female T-Rex was heard further away, around the sandy desert plains. The human went by Simpree, and she was at the footpaths of the towering mountain. Simpree saw a small cave containing a Stegosaurus nest, and she made sure none of the massive, hulking creatures saw her.
Simpree wrapped her legs and tail around the nest, and picked up the last remaining egg and sucked out the contents. The others had been raided, there was a scattering of broken eggshell. The scorching African sun was hidden by a few wisps of white clouds. Apart from that, the rest of the sky was bright blue and cloudless. Simpree finished the small meal of a Stegosaurus egg, grabbed her rugged staff and struggled out of the cave. Big mistake.
The mother Stegosaurus, once a herbivore, had seen Simpree eating the last of her children away and decided to eat the scraggy wolf-like human. It roared and beated the dusty ground, a signal to make Simpree run as fast as she could into the tangles of trees. Simpree remembered she had to catch a carnivore, and big game lived on the plains and desert. Maybe I could find a river and catch one of those prehistoric sharks, she thought as she struggled out of the forest. Hatchling dinosaurs who had lost their mothers kept to the shadows of the forest, but adult dinosaurs had to roam the plain.
Right, Simpree got out her massive rucksack and checked the contents, Wheres that dinosaur-catching kit? There was many prehistoric tools Early Man used, along with a small kayak building kit. Simpree grabbed the spear, packed everything away and strapped the rucksack onto her back. She spotted a couple of T-Rex enjoying the carcass of a hatchling Allosaurus, but Simpree had spotted a massive male Allosaurus lounging on the other side of the river. She waded through the marshy-like water, and then ran as fast as her legs could carry her.
There was a blinding flash that startled all of the dinosaurs and wolves around the desert and water hole. What Simpree had walked into wasnt a river, but actually a portal set by time travellers in the year 2222. They had randomly dotted these time portals all around the coarse of history. But the destination was random, you could be at the End Of Time and then end up in the year 1543, when the Tudors had ruled England.
Simpree collapsed onto the slightly sandy floor. There was a water-hole nearby, and a couple of sabre-tooth tigers attacking a baby zebra. The scraggy wolf-like human saw a few figures that looked like apes appear on the horizon, holding spears. On closer inspection, they appeared to be a group of Homo Ergaster, who were hunting for the skin of wolves. Simpree realised she had been transported back to 2,000,000 BC, somewhere in a desert place.
<<<< ME AT THE MOMENT.
I'm very bored, I can't write
Usually I'm lazy during the night,
I'm very, very tired now...
Oops, watch out for that flying cow.
I'm very bored, I can't think
I should really get to bed, before I sink,
Into the Land Of The Sleeping
Time's a thing I'm not keeping.
I'm very bored, I can't decide
What to write, I've really tried,
There goes a trashcan, there goes a flying bin...
Oh my god. I NEED SLEEP. Fin.
Right, since NO ONE AT ALL is replying, I will bump this topic back up. With a new poem:
Poems are sublime
But I think you must make your words rhyme
All the time
Even when you're eating lemons and limes
And your little sibling climbs the wall.
I said on Calisto, Mathsy. Calisto is a moon. Titan could be another option, as well. When the Cassini spacecraft launched Huygyens into Titan's atomasphere, they had a massive article about it on the BBC news, Christmas Eve 2004. They said if Titan were to be just a bit warmer, it would be just like Earth! How odd.
My Laptop Does Not Have A Numpad. So I Can't Do It. Ok?
Last night, I was browsing bbc.co.uk. They have these snazzy fact files on ancient apes who became Humans, as well as real life games like fighting for your life as a dinosaur. I included a link on a thread in Members Only. Anyways, I decided to go back to the forum and check out if anyone replied to my posts. I went into the guestbook and saw that the guests were posting straight away after one post- I gave them a calm talk about using punctuation so they could be understood better. Very nice advice, I think. I might even become a Real Member soon. Also, my username is now Chocó.
Don, half the people on this forum are very good in all areas of Maths. If you're stuck on Maths, go to the Help Me! section of this forum. Mostly JaneFairfax posts there, she, anyone else or even myself will help you.
Thanks for coming on here, Gamie. We do hope that you come back soon
have a super day and welcome to the forum!
Ha ha ha, Mathsy
You're the one who started it
So don't be ashamed.
Welcome, Abdurrahman. My name is Chocó, but that's a South American word; I think it is. Anyways, have a nice time on this forum and enjoy all its features!
I dunno. We just have random arguments, even if we are friends.
I wonder who wrote that. Still, snazzy article ![]()
She might have gone on a holiday, or something like that.
Guestbooks are where guests sign to comment; to say the forum is good or rubbish.
I just started playing that game. Yowza.
The graphics are totally cool, and as I said, could you make a 4D version?
I LOVE MATH!!!!!
I LOVE MATH!!!!!
I quoted twice to show everyone on this forum that he/she is WHOA RIGHT!!! Maths is good ![]()
N00BS are people who are always on the computer, hunched over it and munching on packets of crisps and glugging down Coke. They post millions of times in guestbooks on forums, not using standard speech. Many sign up to chatrooms/MSN/forums and now only understand chatspeak and 1337. N00BS spend the whole day hunched up on the computer, only breaking for meals and sleeping, or anything else like that. Some even loose all sense of reality, they are in Computer Land all the time.
It's a TV show which is worldwide. SPONGEBOB IS CO COOL!!!
he always makes Squidward mad.
Addicted to it?
Are you addicted to this?
Refrigerator.
But by the time the Sun expands into a Red Supergiant, we would have established colonies on Jupiter's moon, Calisto, or Saturn's moon, Titan. They will end up like Earth. But when the UNIVERSE ends, we might have found a parallel Universe and we just go from Universe to Universe. Humans will never stop existing that way.