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A burglar burst into a bank and pulled out a gun. He yelled, 'If you guys don't give me all your money, everyone will be maths!'
A brave man asked, 'Don't you mean, 'history'?'
The burglar replied, 'Don't change the subject.'
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Kind of weak, but I thought it was funny enough to be posted.
It's doubly funny because in this forum all swear words get censored to "math", so that when I read the first line I thought the burglar did use an inappropriate word.
I see that the husband did have to write it down, as a proof that the one with memory problem is the wife.
Very well put ashwil. One must not forget:
"There are two possible outcomes: If the result confirms the hypothesis, then you've made a measurement. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery." -Enrico Fermi
Then science is just a big Xanatos Gambit?
Tikkas
What are Tikkas?
2520 is my favorite number. I found her one day when I decided to find the least common multiple of the numbers 1 through 10 and we've been friends ever since!
2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 3 * 5 * 7 = 2520
Not only is this number divisible by 1 through 10, it is divisible by any product of the above factors. Which produce the following:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 15, 18, 20, 21, 24, 28, 30, 35, 36, 40, 42, 45, 56, 60, 63, 70, 72, 84, 90, 105, 120, 126, 140, 168, 180, 210, 252, 280, 315, 360, 420, 504, 630, 840, 1260, 2520,
48 numbers total!
You can also multiply 2 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 3 * 5 * 7 * 11 * 13 * 17 * 19 to get 232,792,560, a number divisible by 1 through 20, and every product of these numbers. But this number is large and hard to remember, not nearly as sexy as 2520. Relatively small, and easy to remember! :-D
Glad the ancient people didn't realize this. Otherwise, 1 full circle will be treated as 2,520° instead of 360°.
The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain's contention that the 'most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Q: What is one horsepower?
A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
Talc is found on rocks and on babies.
The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.
When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating. [this guy is going to do well in college! *haha* ...Lj]
Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.
South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.
Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.
There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days.
Lime is a green-tasting rock.
Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
Clouds are high flying fogs.
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.
Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe.
Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.
Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.
Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.
A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.
A monsoon is a French gentleman.
Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.
The wind is like the air, only pushier.
These jokes would be good to put on Stoner Stanley meme.
I guess art is simply anything you want it to be, although usually people stick to expressing emotions. I recently saw an art program that featured a woman who had worked for over a YEAR drawing a star-filled sky, with enormous precision. I really don't know what drives people to those kinds of lengths.
OCD?
Well, all three definitions are impossible without a plane...
Why does it talk about Satan?
I fear the day I become old. What if I start to forget my knowledge of mathematics? Music? The sciences? Ack!
Well, seeing that most people in math forums are old grandpas, I think as long as you keep doing math you'll be just fine.
some of the people i know..keep on swearing..i dont get it...whats the point of swearing ??!!??i asked this gurl tht why she swore so much..she said because it LOOKS or SOUNDS COOL!!
i dont think it sounds cool..i think it sounds desperate for attention and showing what a WANNA BE you are..
its really irritating seeing people swear soo much!!in each and every sentence she used..she had a swear word in it!!
<<i gotta say though..she got me sooo mad i told her to shut the f*** up!!!>>:mad:
Well, I don't know about that girl, but the ones who tend to swear are usually teenagers. And yes, they think it looks and sounds cool, showing off that they have the guts to do little misdeeds in public. And yes, teenagers are wanna be desperate for attention.
Or, how 3 hours can slide past when you are working hard, but having to wait 10 minutes on the side of the road for someone seems like forever.
Only if you enjoy your work. If you don't, time feels very long to move.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
I think it's this line which made him hired. They must be thinking, "Look! We'll have a new emotional punching bag!".
What I interpret is, since the youth is studying psychology, he can manipulate Larry to give him bigger tip by applying what he studies.
Actually it is possible to do the steps just with fractions:
The second term in each bracket cancels with the first term in the next.
Bob
darn, never thought of that! Now, THIS is beautiful! Thanks, bob bundy!
The red imported fire ant (Solenopsis invicta), introduced into Alabama from South America, had spread throughout the southern United States by the mid-1970s. It inflicts a painful sting and is considered a pest because of the large soil mounds associated with its nests. In some areas the red imported fire ant has been displaced by the invasive tawny crazy ant (also called hairy crazy ant, Nylanderia fulva), a species known in South America that was first detected in the United States (in Texas) in 2002. The hairy crazy ant is extremely difficult to control and is considered to be a major pest and threat to native species and ecosystems.
Wow. Is the bite of a crazy ant very painful to the point that fire ants are nothing compared to them?
That confirms me that it's definitely not supposed to be for a 7th grader.
Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land.
What's wrong in Donald Duck's name?
Donald is a male name, duck is feminine gender.
So, it should be Donald Drake.![]()
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Wait, I thought "drake" means "dragon".
I get it now: chickens are dinosaurs, ducks are dragons.
Go Alvin ... and all the dinos !
(What kind of dinosaur? Hopefully not T-Rex.)
Chicken. Probably chicken. People say that chickens are evolved dinosaurs, wait! I knew it! He just made his own chick!
Correction: I did not mean to write "wood pulp," I meant to write "wood fiber."
Funny, I thought "wood pulp" made more sense, though probably that's just because I hate carrots. And then I contracted cataract.
Determine the value of