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#301 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Private Messaging » 2006-11-25 04:19:52

Maybe we should try Ricky's idea and if it works we can carry on with it and if it doesn't abandon it.

#302 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Private Messaging » 2006-11-24 23:19:15

requesting is a very good idea but there is one problem what if loads of people start requesting just for the sake of spamming

#303 Re: Jokes » tobi is a good boy » 2006-11-24 09:24:30

I do and it is really funny!

#305 Re: Jokes » The Top Ten Excuses for Not Doing Any Homework » 2006-11-24 09:12:41

No they aren't, look at what Toast wrote and Toast has actually used his common sense too.

#306 Re: Jokes » The Top Ten Excuses for Not Doing Any Homework » 2006-11-24 04:14:03

Of course not! only an idiot would try one of those exuses.

#307 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Who is the Fan Of Cricket?? » 2006-11-23 08:38:24

That's a good thing because I don't like people who keep on changing.

#308 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Who is the Fan Of Cricket?? » 2006-11-23 05:42:48

Devanté wrote:

My favourite cricketer; Brian Lara.

I play cricket occasionally, but it is not one of the regular sports that I do.

have you always liked him or is it just since he was considered the best batsmen in the world?

#310 Re: Jokes » funny » 2006-11-21 05:57:16

Devanté wrote:

A message to all spammers by me: You've been threatening me and flaming me for a long time now, and still you regret to learn that I am not affected in any way by it. I couldn't care less if you were going to track me down, you wouldn't even have the brains to do it.

well said Devanté

#311 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Private Messaging » 2006-11-21 05:33:26

I think maybe after the morderators have got to know the person and think good of them,:) they can have the ability to PM.

#312 Re: Jokes » homework jokes » 2006-11-20 04:19:37

check this joke out:

   

  A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.


Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"


Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.


Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

#313 Jokes » homework jokes » 2006-11-18 03:45:34

rida
Replies: 11

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

post more please

#314 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Posting answers to all excercises » 2006-11-18 03:34:17

It is really annoying I spent ages making a question on exercices and nobody has answered it.swear

#315 Re: Guestbook » cool » 2006-11-17 07:43:19

acorns and eggs with cabbage on top

#316 Re: Jokes » Freds note » 2006-11-17 07:40:01

Couldn't stop laughing!:lol: lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

#317 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Posting answers to all excercises » 2006-11-17 07:25:07

Toast wrote:

lol, I've been spelling it 'excercises' for ages roll

Isn't saying that pretty pointless no offence

#318 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » The MacArthur Foundation » 2006-11-16 10:28:39

A game is a great idea.I always learn quicker when I'm having fun.:D

#319 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Help Me! section » 2006-11-16 10:24:25

First you should try it before putting it on the help me section.

#320 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Given the opportunity... » 2006-11-16 10:19:39

Neha wrote:

you dont believe in life after death???

I do

#321 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Anything Spooky Happen to you on Friday the 13th? » 2006-11-08 03:58:47

rida wrote:

Well most of them are random so I don't.what

But one said I was going enjoy time with someone and it was true because I was going to see my cousins soon.

#322 Re: Jokes » Heavens ugliest women » 2006-11-06 04:18:35

Chelsea wrote:

Could you please rate the joke from a scale on 1 to 10

I rate it :8.5

#323 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Who is the Fan Of Cricket?? » 2006-11-06 04:12:25

WiZaRd wrote:

Thats Cool some people know about Cricket


I ask you PPL 1 thing which team is favouriate in your OPINION to win the WORDL CUP

Pakistan

#325 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » History; What's Your Favourite Era? » 2006-11-03 04:14:08

coolcat23 wrote:

1492: Christopher Columbus!!!!!!!

But did you know Christopher Columbus wasn't the first person to land in America, people
had  ended up there at least 250 years before him.

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