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## #1 2006-11-19 02:45:34

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### homework jokes

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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## #2 2006-11-19 04:02:06

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Heard it before, but that boy is really daft. Did he, by any chance, eat a whole A4-sized sheet of paper?

## #3 2006-11-19 04:03:36

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No, he ate a piece of cake. It was cookery homework.

## #4 2006-11-19 04:05:06

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I guess that is a flaw in the joke, then; His homework was to eat the piece of cake that his teacher gave him.

## #5 2006-11-21 03:19:37

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check this joke out:

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

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## #6 2006-11-21 03:27:37

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Funny and disgusting at the same time. But an OK joke.

## #7 2006-11-22 14:13:55

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Very funny rida!

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## #8 2006-11-22 15:34:29

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#### rida wrote:

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Are you sure his homework didn't have something to do with pi?

"In the real world, this would be a problem.  But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist.  So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

## #9 2006-11-22 19:05:06

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Yes. Pi made him eat out of boredom.

## #10 2006-11-23 19:16:41

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Really of a Great Fun Rida Sister

Be Happy!

## #11 2006-11-27 04:11:33

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ha ha ha

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## #12 2006-11-27 06:24:48

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#### coolcat23 wrote:

Very funny rida!

Thank you Coolcat

Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.