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#1 Re: Jokes » The angry genie! » 2006-11-08 18:07:40

This Is My Favourite Joke!

#3 Re: Jokes » The angry genie! » 2006-11-07 17:52:58

Thanks i got it off this site of jokes

#4 Re: Introductions » Hi! » 2006-11-05 16:42:49

MathsIsFun wrote:

But ... if ... ummm ...

What I mean is ...

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If you ... and ...

Ohhhh dizzy


#5 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Who is the Fan Of Cricket?? » 2006-11-05 16:32:27

Im not a big fan either i hardly ever watch, play or talk about cricket.....actually i never do. smile

#6 Re: Guestbook » what to do » 2006-11-05 16:23:50

Im gonna stick with 1+1=2

#7 Re: Jokes » Heavens ugliest women » 2006-11-05 16:20:41

Could you please rate the joke from a scale on 1 to 10

#8 Re: Jokes » The angry genie! » 2006-11-05 16:19:29

I didnt get the joke at first but when i read it again i got it

#9 Re: Jokes » Bart simpsons blackboard » 2006-11-05 16:17:47

Thanks i just found it on google

#10 Re: Jokes » Bart simpsons blackboard » 2006-11-03 16:22:24

yOu might have to click on it to actually see the writing

#12 Jokes » Freds note » 2006-11-03 16:17:14

Replies: 5

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"

#13 Jokes » Heavens ugliest women » 2006-11-03 16:15:26

Replies: 30

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

#14 Jokes » The angry genie! » 2006-11-03 16:12:18

Replies: 18

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.

Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."

#20 Re: Jokes » Titanic! » 2006-11-03 15:20:15

haha that is so funny, but how would they live under water

#23 Puzzles and Games » let the magician read your mind » 2006-11-03 14:37:35

Replies: 2

Choose a four didgit number write that number backwards divide the smaller number by the larger number, keep your answer, now choose a nummber between 1 and 100, times your previous answer by the answer you just got, put a circle round a non zero number in other words put a circle round a number that isnt zero, type out your answer and put a * for the number that you put a circle around. for example if you got 145098 and you put a circle around the 5 it would be 14*098, remember to put a * for the number you put a circle around so the magician (me) dosnt know what that number is, reply to this topic as soon as possible, once you have replied i will tell you what that * number is! have fun and enjoy!! smile

#24 Re: Guestbook » ??? » 2006-11-03 14:26:59

how do you become a member that says playing and an eye next to it

#25 Re: Guestbook » what to do » 2006-11-03 14:24:45

If 1+1 isnt 2 then what is the answer?

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