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#1 2006-11-03 16:12:18

Chelsea
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The angry genie!

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.

Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."


Theres no other place like home or is there..............

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#2 2006-11-04 01:38:15

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Re: The angry genie!

Ha Ha!


The world revolves around me. Deal with it. cool

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#3 2006-11-05 16:19:29

Chelsea
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Re: The angry genie!

I didnt get the joke at first but when i read it again i got it


Theres no other place like home or is there..............

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#4 2006-11-06 10:57:57

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Re: The angry genie!

Yeah thats what happened to me. I thought that was a really good joke.


The world revolves around me. Deal with it. cool

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#5 2006-11-07 04:29:03

Patrick
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Re: The angry genie!

Not as good as the heaven-joke, but not bad either smile


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#6 2006-11-07 12:27:35

Sudokuluvr
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Re: The angry genie!

That was a great joke. On a scale of 1 thru 10, i'd rate it...a ten


I'm the chosen one...deal with it tongue

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#7 2006-11-07 17:52:58

Chelsea
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Re: The angry genie!

Thanks i got it off this site of jokes


Theres no other place like home or is there..............

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#8 2006-11-08 00:40:37

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Re: The angry genie!

haha! one dead boss.


Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being saught. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.

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#9 2006-11-08 18:07:40

Chelsea
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Re: The angry genie!

This Is My Favourite Joke!


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#10 2006-11-09 01:20:43

Ninja 101
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Re: The angry genie!

Me too.


Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being saught. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.

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#11 2006-12-13 12:44:13

jellyjumper
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Re: The angry genie!

Sudokuluvr wrote:

That was a great joke. On a scale of 1 thru 10, i'd rate it...a ten

I would also rate it 10:)up

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#12 2006-12-27 12:50:26

power man
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Re: The angry genie!

jellyjumper wrote:
Sudokuluvr wrote:

That was a great joke. On a scale of 1 thru 10, i'd rate it...a ten

I would also rate it 10:)up

i think you both r correct 10:P


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#13 2007-11-01 14:02:53

LuisRodg
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Re: The angry genie!

I heard it before but instead of saying "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..." I seen it with "I'd now like a mild heart-attack"

Works the same though.

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#14 2007-11-20 04:31:15

NullRoot
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Re: The angry genie!

The version I've heard before replaces "I've always wanted to donate a kidney." with "I wish to be beaten half-to-death."


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#15 2007-11-22 00:58:19

kittycat
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Re: The angry genie!

That was a very a good joke!!!!!
I would probably give you 10 as well

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#16 2007-11-24 03:33:18

bunnie
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Re: The angry genie!

very funny :)but what's a kidney?!?!?!?:(


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#17 2008-01-06 13:02:33

MasterofDisguise
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Re: The angry genie!

power man wrote:
jellyjumper wrote:
Sudokuluvr wrote:

That was a great joke. On a scale of 1 thru 10, i'd rate it...a ten

I would also rate it 10:)up

i think you both r correct 10:P

i would give it a


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#18 2008-05-09 11:07:11

coconut
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Re: The angry genie!

dont get it the joke so the other guys gonna donate 2 kidneys does he even have 2 kidneys


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#19 2008-05-09 15:45:54

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Re: The angry genie!

Yep, coconut. Every human has two kidneys, so if he donates two kidneys, he won't have any left!

ninja101 wrote:

haha! one dead boss.


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