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#1 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Naruto studio » 2010-09-21 07:57:50

You do realise this thread has been long dead? And really to discuss Naruto you should just go on forums.narutofan.com because as much I love Naruto I appreciate that plenty of people here don't and they don't want to talk about it.

#2 Jokes » Banking Procedure for Male and Female: » 2008-05-04 01:19:15

rida
Replies: 3

Banking Procedure for Male and Female:
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

   1. Drive up to the cash machine.
   2. Put down your car window.
   3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
   4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
   5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
   6. Put window up.
   7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

   1. Drive up to cash machine.
   2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
   3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
   4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
   5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
   6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
   7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
   8. Insert card.
   9. Re-insert card the right way.
  10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on it.
  11. Enter PIN.
  12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
  13. Enter amount of cash required.
  14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
  15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
  16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
  17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
  18. Re-check makeup.
  19. Drive forward 2 feet.
  20. Reverse back to cash machine.
  21. Retrieve card.
  22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
  23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
  24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
  25. Redial person on cell phone.
  26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
  27. Release Parking Brake.

#3 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » hair » 2008-05-04 00:35:18

I have straight black hair that just touches my shoulders. It's gravity defying, if I pull a bit of my hair up it'll stay up. So I have no need for hair gels.

#5 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Question about math. » 2008-05-04 00:06:54

I can't do thing fast without paper in front of me. Most of the time not a single mark gets on the paper but it just gives me reassurance that if I need it I can use it.

#6 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Japan talk » 2007-11-09 09:05:07

I know tons but I can't be bothered to type it all.

Konichiwa

Ougenki desuka?

#8 Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Eid Mubarak!!!!!! » 2007-10-12 23:59:48

rida
Replies: 3

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(Forgive my spaminess this once please)

Well anyway happy Eid and my mum gave an entire huge bag of presents.

#9 Re: Jokes » crossing road jokes. » 2007-10-09 03:41:24

Why did I cross the road

#10 Re: Jokes » Birthday gift!!! » 2007-10-09 03:37:12

lol you got the idea of writing in smilies off me

#11 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Stricter requirements on new posters » 2007-10-04 03:49:34

Ricky wrote:

That is, everything functions normally except that any new user request must first be approved by moderators/admin.  It would only be used in the situation I described above.

If we do that it might cause a bit of inconvenience for people who want to sign up.

#13 Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Pakistan independance day ! » 2007-08-13 07:17:39

rida
Replies: 3

Tommorow (if today is August 13th where you live) is Pakistan's independence day! It's 60 years old now!

Did you know...

The name "Pakistan"  means "Land of the Pure"

Pakistan is the sixth most populous country in the world and the second most populous Muslim country, after Indonesia.


Time for the National Anthem!

Pak sar zamin shad bad
Kishware haseen shad bad
Tu nishane azme alishan
Arze Pakistan!
Markaze yaqin shad bad.

Pak sar zamin ka nizam
Qu wate akhu wate awam
Qaum, mulk, Sultanat
Painda ta binda bad,
Shad bad man zele murad.
Parchame sita rao hilal
Rahbare tarraqio kamal
Tarjumane mazi shane hal
Jane istaqbal!
Sayyai, Khudae zul jalal.

#14 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Haikus » 2007-08-12 09:10:39

I like my new sig,
Do you like it? Or don't you ?
Only time will tell.

#15 Re: Introductions » Another Introduction » 2007-08-07 04:28:48

Mathskido wrote:
Chocó wrote:

I turned eleven at the end of May this year- yay me! My birthday takes forever to come around!

Choco, I thought I was the only one below 12 years of age, I'm going to be 11 this month!:D

No I'm younger than both of you. I'm 9 and I'm going to turn 10 on september 17th.

#17 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Haikus » 2007-07-11 07:36:35

Tears, blood and pain ,is
that all my life is made of ?
Do words mean nothing ?

#19 Re: Introductions » A new buddy here for U » 2007-07-11 05:34:34

Welcome angel,  I haven't been on for a while otherwise I would welcome you earlier.

#20 Introductions » Reintroduction » 2007-07-10 08:09:15

rida
Replies: 1

Hi everyone ! I bet everyone's forgot I ever existed and there a quite a couple of new people so I'm reintroducing myself.

The most important fact you should ever know about me is that I'm a die hard Naruto fan and will go mad at any hater of Naruto. (if I come back on without saying this someone else would have been sure to tell you anyway)

I'm also a die hard Japan fan.

I play Dofus (bet nobody knew that!). If you play Dofus too add Ridania at around 4.00pm (uk time) and I should be online.

Favourite bands and singers are : Linkin Park, Utada Hikaru, Nickleback, Uverworld, High and Mighty Colour, 3 Days Grace, 3 Doors Down.

I hope this helps new members get to know me and older members get to know me better.

and before I forget to all new members a very big...

roflol wave WELCOME roflol wave

#21 Re: Puzzles and Games » A code I made up » 2007-06-19 03:51:45

no but there are fake letters in it.

#22 Re: Jokes » I know next week's lottery numbers » 2007-06-19 03:49:18

I actually fell for it ! I guess everyone thinks I'm an idiot but I was actually thinking that.

#23 Re: Exercises » Converting percentages to fractions » 2007-06-19 03:43:01

Devantè wrote:

Yes, that is correct, that is, if you were replying to the first question in this thread.

This thread needs to be made trickier. And we already have a percentages thread, can't we add this to mine?

Ok and now I've learned a bit more I'll make it trickier.

#24 Maths Teaching Resources » My aunt is applying for a job as a teacher » 2007-06-19 03:40:10

rida
Replies: 1

My aunt is applying for a job as a teacher. I hope she gets it because she's really nice. Can you tell me some advice I should give to her please ?

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