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#1 2007-02-24 17:40:23

chatalot
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crossing road jokes.

this thread is all about road crossing jokes. Here are some examples:


Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?



Q.Why did the turkey cross the road?



Q.Why did the turtell cross the road?




You get the idea.


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#2 2007-02-24 18:02:20

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did the baby cross the road?

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#3 2007-02-24 20:19:41

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#4 2007-02-24 20:45:39

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did the asymetric slug cross the road?


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#5 2007-02-24 21:53:47

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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#6 2007-02-24 22:46:05

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did Devanté cross the road?


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#7 2007-02-26 09:28:50

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Re: crossing road jokes.

whatdunno


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#8 2007-03-02 17:02:17

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Q.Why did the car cross the road

Lame, I know. But dont blame me, I made it up within ten seconds!


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#9 2007-03-02 20:35:56

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Re: crossing road jokes.


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#10 2007-03-02 23:25:31

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Re: crossing road jokes.

lightning wrote:

How random.

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#11 2007-03-03 00:32:00

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Re: crossing road jokes.

read my signature


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#12 2007-03-03 02:11:29

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did luca-deltodesco cross the road?

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#13 2007-03-03 07:47:33

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Re: crossing road jokes.

are you calling me fat :'(

lol, not that i don't like fish'n'chips tongue but pie is better... mmm. pie.

Why did the pie cross the road?

.m


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#14 2007-03-03 08:19:21

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Re: crossing road jokes.

I thought there were rules against saying vaffancullo at this forum

mooooooood......

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#15 2007-03-03 08:29:18

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Re: crossing road jokes.

luca-deltodesco wrote:

are you calling me fat :'(

Haha, no, I have crossed the road to get to the fish 'n' chips shop quite a few times. smile

Not that I eat that kind of food regularly.

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#16 2007-03-11 20:11:17

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Re: crossing road jokes.

i like a fish or here in olden time we called them kippers


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#17 2007-06-16 17:51:08

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did the whale cross the road?


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#18 2007-06-16 18:38:32

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Re: crossing road jokes.

I'm really surprised this hasn't been posted yet, as it's one of my favorites.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Fermat would say it's because the margin on it's side wasn't large enough.

And of course:

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?


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#19 2007-09-19 20:03:04

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Re: crossing road jokes.

hahahahahahappy_12.gifhappy_7.gif

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#20 2007-09-19 21:42:53

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did I cross the road?








I didn't.
I stood in the middle and cut 4 cars and an HGV in HALF!


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#21 2007-10-03 09:38:42

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Re: crossing road jokes.

why did the monster cross the road??


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#22 2007-10-04 15:58:14

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground???

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#23 2007-10-04 23:10:16

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Re: crossing road jokes.

i know these are lame dino jokes!
man:have you heard of the dinosaurus joke?
Boy:no
man:well nobody ever does.it's extinct!

What do you call a dinosaur that has a mobile phone?
a.a tyrannosaurus text

why are dinos always eavesdropping?
a.because they are a type of saw-us

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#24 2007-10-05 05:46:32

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did the... oh nevermind it isn't worth it...

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#25 2007-10-06 05:31:19

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Re: crossing road jokes.

Why did the gum cross the road?

Why did the other chicken cross the road?

why did the muddy chicken cross the road twice?


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