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#1 2007-10-07 01:50:35

Jai Ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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Birthday gift!!!

Here's another joke I got in my inbox!

A wife mentioned to her husband that
for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in
four seconds. She was expecting something like this......................1.
But her husband presented her with something very
different..............2.
The husband is in a critical but stable condition in
ICU!


It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2007-10-07 02:16:24

JaneFairfax
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Registered: 2007-02-23
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Re: Birthday gift!!!

And the husband deserves to be in hospital. tongue

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#3 2007-10-07 09:15:22

MathsIsFun
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Registered: 2005-01-21
Posts: 7,711

Re: Birthday gift!!!

LOL!


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#4 2007-10-09 00:00:48

lightning
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Registered: 2007-02-26
Posts: 2,060

Re: Birthday gift!!!

roflol        roflol           roflol
roflol        roflol      roflol   roflol
roflolroflolroflol    roflolroflolroflol
roflol        roflol    roflol          roflol
roflol        roflol    roflol          roflol

That it so funny!!!
behold the moving HA!!


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#5 2007-10-09 03:37:12

rida
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Registered: 2006-09-25
Posts: 839

Re: Birthday gift!!!

lol you got the idea of writing in smilies off me


Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.

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#6 2007-10-17 04:00:29

lightning
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Registered: 2007-02-26
Posts: 2,060

Re: Birthday gift!!!

roflol                roflol         roflol roflol roflol
    roflol          roflol           roflol
          roflolroflol               roflol
                roflol                 roflolroflol
             roflol                    roflol
          roflol                       roflol
        roflol                         roflol
      roflol                           roflol roflol roflol

And i like moving smilies GO RIDA!!!


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