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#1 2008-10-09 19:07:55
- Jai Ganesh
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If Life Were Like A Computer:-
If Life Were Like A Computer:
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.
You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!
You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
You could click on find (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2008-10-09 23:18:15
- MathsIsFun
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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer:-
You could reposition furniture by clicking and dragging.
You could go shopping by clicking "Favorites" in your browser (wait ... you CAN do that!)
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#3 2008-10-10 14:52:30
- Chewy
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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer:-
Your hat would never blow away in the wind using the Caps Lock.
Want to have a drink with the inhabitants of the Starship Enterprise ? Go to the Spacebar.
You could reboot whenever your old boots wore out.
Where would we go when we cached in the chips? The Blue Screen Of Death, of course.
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#4 2008-10-12 18:27:13
- Tigeree
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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer:-
u could have ever lasting fruit if it were an apple mac. (lyk me!)
If u lose something u can always press return.
U could subscribe 2 anything..........
Last edited by Tigeree (2008-10-12 18:27:33)
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#5 2008-12-13 11:16:25
- lightning
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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer:-
You could travel all over the world for FREE!!
You could... i can't think of anymore?
Zappzter - New IM app! Unsure of which room to join? "ZNU" is made to help new users. c:
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#6 2008-12-13 15:11:21
- Identity
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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer:-
Your hat would never blow away in the wind using the Caps Lock.
Want to have a drink with the inhabitants of the Starship Enterprise ? Go to the Spacebar.
You could reboot whenever your old boots wore out.
Where would we go when we cached in the chips? The Blue Screen Of Death, of course.
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#7 2019-12-10 19:57:10
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer:-
You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!
Only to find out that your kids have been infected by virus.
Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.
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#8 2019-12-10 20:19:47
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer:-
In life, we are always confronted by simplistic questions answerable only by “yes” or “no.” No “ifs” and “buts.” Just like using that box Bill Gates popularized – the computer.
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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