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#1 2005-03-21 22:52:19

Senor Gato
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Goldfish Grave

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fricking cat."

#2 2005-04-12 11:10:15

red4ever
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Re: Goldfish Grave

Do not curse.

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#3 2005-04-13 03:16:48

Mr T
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Registered: 2005-03-30
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Re: Goldfish Grave

He shall do what he likes.


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#4 2005-04-15 23:37:07

stewie
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Registered: 2005-03-28
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Re: Goldfish Grave

Her goldfish has just died, what do you expect?


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#5 2005-04-18 07:53:54

Bree-Baby
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Re: Goldfish Grave

Wow, that's a really cool joke! Nice!!!

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#6 2005-04-20 05:33:30

Mr T
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Re: Goldfish Grave

Indeed 'twas. Senor Gato is a rock God


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#7 2005-04-20 08:30:41

Zach
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Registered: 2005-03-23
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Re: Goldfish Grave

Beeblebox says: It's okay, not too great, but okay. big_smile


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#8 2005-04-20 21:48:13

jam-pot
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Registered: 2005-04-20
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Re: Goldfish Grave

OK I heard that joke off my grandma but it is a good joke with a twist so ill give it a 1 out of 10 mnuahahahahaha feel the wrath of the pencil *aka cyber plant*


the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1

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#9 2005-07-05 04:55:14

Roraborealis
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Registered: 2005-03-17
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Re: Goldfish Grave

I thought it was a good joke.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#10 2005-07-05 05:42:39

Mr T
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Re: Goldfish Grave

that is because it is


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#11 2005-07-18 01:11:21

sky
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Registered: 2005-07-18
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Re: Goldfish Grave

personally i found it very funny............:)


maths rocks!

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#12 2005-07-18 05:40:05

Zach
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Registered: 2005-03-23
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Re: Goldfish Grave

That is the general idea of a joke.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#13 2005-07-18 09:38:38

MathsIsFun
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Registered: 2005-01-21
Posts: 7,555

Re: Goldfish Grave

Hi, sky! And welcome to the forum.


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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