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#1 2008-02-09 23:36:22

ylac
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animal jokes!!!!!

Why do the cow wants to cross the road?
dunnodunno
because it wants to get to the udder side!!
lol:lol:

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#2 2008-02-10 06:21:53

iheartmaths
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

To get to the other side... wait, no, that wasn't it....:)

Last edited by iheartmaths (2008-02-11 02:51:16)


Don't quote me on that.

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#3 2008-02-28 12:25:30

power man
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!

wow those are some *good jokes*


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#4 2008-03-01 01:07:29

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Re: animal jokes!!!!!

Why did the chicken go to the other side, jumped in a puddle of mud, and went back to the other side?

He was a dirty double crosser!


"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted" wink

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#5 2008-03-01 13:02:04

power man
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!

JohnnyReinB wrote:

Why did the chicken go to the other side, jumped in a puddle of mud, and went back to the other side?

He was a dirty double crosser!

haha i dont get it


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#6 2008-03-03 00:43:50

JohnnyReinB
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!

Sorry, made it unclear. Paraphrased, it says: Why did the chicken cross the road, jumped in a puddle of mud, and crossed the road again?


How about this one (or more):

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the roadkill that it can be done!

Q: Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
A: Because the chicken did not exist yet!
Q: Why did the Triceratops not cross the road?
A: Because roads weren't invented yet!
Q: Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
A: With those horns? For any reason he wants!

(This doesn't count as an animal joke)
Q: Why did the toddler cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!


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#7 2019-11-20 15:30:57

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!

JohnnyReinB wrote:

(This doesn't count as an animal joke)
Q: Why did the toddler cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!

Well, technically humans are animal, so a toddler counts as a baby animal.


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