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#1 2007-10-24 03:52:46

soha
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Alive

At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out. When they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking the husband cries out, "watch out for the wall!"


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#2 2007-11-10 19:33:11

JohnnyReinB
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Re: Alive

Now that is plain evil! lol:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Last edited by JohnnyReinB (2007-11-10 19:34:49)


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#3 2007-11-11 01:17:25

Jai Ganesh
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Re: Alive

Wow!!! Alive and kicking !!!! smile


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#4 2007-11-11 17:28:09

haruka-san
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Re: Alive

wahaha!


Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. ^_^

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#5 2007-11-11 21:30:15

JohnnyReinB
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Re: Alive

evil, a bob, alive!


"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted" wink

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#6 2007-11-17 07:35:02

shocamefromebay
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Re: Alive

Hilarious!

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#7 2007-11-17 10:37:53

MathsIsFun
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Re: Alive

JohnnyReinB wrote:

evil, a bob, alive!

I prefer pi.


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#8 2007-11-17 11:41:09

mathsyperson
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Re: Alive

MathsIsFun wrote:
JohnnyReinB wrote:

evil, a bob, alive!

I prefer pi.

smile


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It wanted to be normal.

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