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#1 2007-10-25 01:07:07

soha
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Is the cat there?

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a gun on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

Last edited by MathsIsFun (2007-10-25 18:27:28)


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#2 2007-10-25 04:12:39

soha
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Re: Is the cat there?

Devantè wrote:

Oops, a bit of casual swearing in there ... make sure you read the joke thoroughly before you post it. wink

where?how ?why?what?

see, i read every joke i post here 3 times(minimum.0
so,,.............

i cant understand what u want to say casual?????


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#3 2007-10-25 05:32:18

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Re: Is the cat there?

It could just as well have been 'son of a gun' or 'son of a cat' or 'son of a mathninja', so 'son of a math' is ook

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#4 2007-10-25 10:20:12

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Re: Is the cat there?

Hang on. You're complaining about a swear word, despite the fact that it's been censored, and simultaneously explaining how to get around the censor?

That makes little to no sense.


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#5 2007-10-25 18:00:06

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Re: Is the cat there?

ok , i will delete this thread , if u say i must


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#6 2007-10-25 18:28:10

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Re: Is the cat there?

swearing fixed ... if "son of a gun" is ok


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#7 2007-10-25 18:47:53

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Re: Is the cat there?

hows son of an animal


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#8 2007-10-25 20:38:37

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Re: Is the cat there?

soha wrote:

hows son of an animal

is this ok ,


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#9 2007-10-26 02:20:45

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Re: Is the cat there?

I started reading this thread.

I liked the joke.

Then some twerp started whining like a math.


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I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#10 2007-10-26 06:10:18

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Re: Is the cat there?

How about I remove everything except the joke?


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#11 2007-10-26 09:58:12

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Re: Is the cat there?

Good plan.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#12 2007-10-26 19:44:39

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Re: Is the cat there?

"Son of a gun" is out of context here, it's a complement.

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