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#1 2007-05-11 17:48:19

chatalot
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Little red...

A little red man lived in a little red house. One day the little red man was takeing a little red shower when the little red door-bell rang. So the little red man put a little red towl around his little red body and went to awnser his little red door. He saw his little red paper in a little red bush. As he was leaning down to get his little red paper his little red towl fell off. Just then a little red old lady ran across the road and got hit by a bus.

The morral of this story is: Never cross the road when the little red man is flashing.



I got that from the book "I am Jack".


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#2 2007-05-11 19:21:55

MathsIsFun
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Re: Little red...

Very funny!


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#3 2007-05-11 19:39:04

Devantè
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Re: Little red...

Quite funny and sad at the same time. I somewhat feel sorry for that old lady, but that's what you ought to expect in some jokes. smile

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#4 2007-05-11 23:22:02

kpeter66
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Re: Little red...

WOW! I loved that joke. I'm so going to tell my friends that one!!

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#5 2007-05-12 18:35:08

U7109
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Re: Little red...

Did the old lady run across because she saw the red man and screamed in disgust, or because she was colour blind and though the little red man was the little green man?


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#6 2007-05-18 17:17:55

chatalot
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Re: Little red...

I don't know!!!


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#7 2007-06-07 16:03:06

sweasgirl
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Re: Little red...

that was a good joke i am also telling my friends that.
ha ha ha ha ha

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#8 2007-06-09 02:28:42

angel_12
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Registered: 2007-06-07
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Re: Little red...

hahaha

tat was a gud one!

keep posting!


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