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#1 2005-03-21 22:31:00
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Blondes don't do news.
a blonde and a brunette were watching the 5 o'clock news. the main story was about a man on the edge of a bridge and was threatening to jump. the brunette said to the blonde, i bet you £500 that he jumps. the blonde agrees and a few seconds later he jumps. the blonde writes out a cheque but the brunette refuses to take her money. she says that she saw the 12 o'clock news and knew he would jump. the blonde said she saw the 12 o'clock news but thought he wouldn't jump again
#2 2005-03-28 05:51:17
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
some stupid people. oh SORRY!
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#3 2005-04-01 08:24:57
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
shtup foo' 
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man 
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#4 2005-04-11 06:38:23
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
dumb jokes sorry heard that one is old
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#5 2005-04-11 10:22:21
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
OK then, red4ever, tell us one that YOU like ...
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#6 2005-04-13 05:04:34
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
ye....go on then
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I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#7 2005-04-15 06:27:05
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
Ha! No reply...
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#8 2005-04-15 10:05:38
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
Confirms a theory of mine.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#9 2005-04-15 10:06:42
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
That the world is made out of chicken and chips?
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#10 2005-04-16 22:22:34
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I wish it was made out of flowers.
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#11 2005-04-23 23:10:57
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omg, it is
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#12 2005-05-01 01:26:56
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I wish it was made out of flowers.
no wonder why!
you're a butterfly
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
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#13 2005-05-02 08:08:19
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quick on the uptake aren't we
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#14 2005-05-02 08:10:33
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quite...
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#15 2007-03-22 09:31:54
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
Sanora blondie I don't under stand this:
a blonde and a brunette were watching the 5 o'clock news. the main story was about a man on the edge of a bridge and was threatening to jump. the brunette said to the blonde, i bet you £500 that he jumps. the blonde agrees and a few seconds later he jumps. the blonde writes out a cheque but the brunette refuses to take her money. she says that she saw the 12 o'clock news and knew he would jump. the blonde said she saw the 12 o'clock news but thought he wouldn't jump again
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#16 2007-03-23 06:16:26
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
this joke was posted two years ago....... just let the past be the past and insted of bringing it up spice it up and make it different, jeez
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#17 2007-04-01 22:07:02
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
Yeah, is it supposed to be a really long thread?
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon
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#18 2007-04-01 22:13:33
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ZACH
Hey, Devant\\\e, this makes no sense now! Put it back!
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#19 2007-04-01 22:14:26
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It's been said before. 
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#20 2007-04-01 22:16:30
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
Now I'm confused!
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#21 2007-04-08 17:51:00
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Re: Blondes don't do news.
About what?
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination," ~ John Lennon
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