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Mathematician JokeQ: How does a mathematician pick his nose? #2 20050528 08:25:54
Re: Mathematician Joke... Dude, that was lame. Boy let me tell you what: I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. #4 20050530 20:18:18
Re: Mathematician JokeGot any more? School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But  nobody's perfect, so why practice? #5 20050530 20:19:50
Re: Mathematician JokeDon't ask! He may tell them! Boy let me tell you what: I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. #6 20050530 20:27:58
Re: Mathematician JokeBut, we can call them lame, and he'll like it. School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But  nobody's perfect, so why practice? #7 20050530 21:03:47
Re: Mathematician Jokelame is better than mute, then "The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  Leon M. Lederman #8 20050618 07:29:08
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Wasn't this Newton? In a letter to Robert Hooke, I believe. Hooke was reportedly a short man, so the remark may have been partly a joke at Hooke's expense! Last edited by NIH (20050618 07:45:47) 2 + 2 = 5, for large values of 2. #9 20050618 09:41:24
Re: Mathematician JokeOh NO! I think you may be right! "The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  Leon M. Lederman #10 20050618 16:28:24
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I'll tell you when I find another one just as lame as that one! #11 20050618 21:25:08
Re: Mathematician JokeWhy did the orange go to the doctor? HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name #12 20050808 15:25:11
Re: Mathematician JokePhysicist joke #13 20050808 16:23:33
Re: Mathematician JokeLOL! "The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  Leon M. Lederman #14 20050809 09:46:17
Re: Mathematician Joke"And Zach started Insomnia Culling Inc." Boy let me tell you what: I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. 