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#1 2007-01-30 04:32:54

Dross
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Bad Jokes

Got any bad jokes?

A man walks into a bar - and it hurt.

Three men walk into a bar - you'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Q: What do you call someone who used to collect farming equipment?
A: An ex-tractor fan!

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.


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#2 2007-01-30 11:19:28

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Re: Bad Jokes

Classics :lol


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#3 2007-01-30 12:45:00

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Re: Bad Jokes

Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party?  He had no body to go with.


"In the real world, this would be a problem.  But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist.  So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

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#4 2007-01-30 23:02:14

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Re: Bad Jokes

why  is  the  title   bad  jokes


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#5 2007-01-31 02:04:05

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Re: Bad Jokes

soha wrote:

why  is  the  title   bad  jokes

Because the jokes are supposed to be cringe-worthy. Like the one about the blunt pencil, he... oh no, I won't tell you that one, there's really no point. And the one about the aeroplane would just go straight over your head.


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#6 2007-02-01 03:54:28

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Re: Bad Jokes

Sid the cat, along with a few of his feline chums, got into a fight late one evening - unfortunately this duel cost all the cats not only their tails, but also their lives!
Wandering as ghosts, they pick up their detached appendages and head to a bar for a stiff drink or two, and discuss how they might go about reataching their tails.
After the barman calls time, they think "ah, there's a practical man, we'll ask him if he can do it!"
Upon the ghost-cat's request, the barman replies with a stern "no".
"But why ever not?" ask the cats.
"I'm afraid, my dear moggies, that the licencing laws of this country prohibit me from re-tailing spirits after eleven O'Clock!"


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#7 2007-02-02 06:56:04

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Re: Bad Jokes

How do you get straight A's
By using a ruler !


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#8 2007-02-02 07:56:40

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What is the key to a good family christmas dinner?

(hehe... I got it from a commercial hmm)

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#9 2007-02-03 09:28:11

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Re: Bad Jokes

like it toast


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#10 2007-02-07 06:38:40

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Re: Bad Jokes

Ha Ha Cool Jokes I Cant Think Of Any Lol !!!!

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#11 2007-02-07 23:29:08

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Re: Bad Jokes

nice bad jokes


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#12 2007-02-10 13:44:57

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i love bad jokes big_smile


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#13 2007-02-10 13:46:00

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Re: Bad Jokes

Toast wrote:

What is the key to a good family christmas dinner?

(hehe... I got it from a commercial hmm)

i've seen that too


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#14 2007-03-01 09:23:29

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Re: Bad Jokes

The first one has many variations...

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#15 2007-03-01 09:24:54

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Re: Bad Jokes

what does that mean lol lol dunno


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#16 2007-03-01 13:12:26

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Re: Bad Jokes

I like this classic one:

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. “How much is it?” he asks. The bartender replies: “For you, no charge.”


And this one:

1st hydrogen atom: Help! I’ve lost my electron!
2nd hydrogen atom: No, you can’t be serious!
1st hydrogen atom: Oh yes! I’m positive!

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#17 2007-03-01 14:40:19

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Re: Bad Jokes

If I wanted to be really pedantic, I could point out that if the hydrogen has lost an electron then it's not an atom. But I don't, so I'll just post a few jokes.

What do bees do when they don't want to drive?
They wait at the buzz stop.

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
One says, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.


Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.

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#18 2007-03-02 03:31:35

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Re: Bad Jokes

i've heared that before, sorry


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#19 2007-03-02 03:45:35

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Re: Bad Jokes

Two cows are stood in a field.
"Do you think there'll be another mad cow disease epidemic anytime soon?" Says one of them.
The other replies, "I don't care, I'm a chicken."


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#20 2007-03-02 05:45:24

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Re: Bad Jokes

i don't get it if theres two cows how is one a chicken


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#21 2007-03-02 07:28:45

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Because he's got mad cow disease, of course! tongue

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other how to drive it.


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#22 2007-03-02 08:25:01

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Re: Bad Jokes

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

Apparently good jokes can go in here as well.  So here is one of my favorites:

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four.  One to screw in the light bulb.


"In the real world, this would be a problem.  But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist.  So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

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#23 2007-03-02 10:10:26

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Re: Bad Jokes

Great Jokes can't think of any myself!!


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#24 2007-03-02 17:10:34

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Re: Bad Jokes

Why did the scientest install a knocker on his door

lol


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#25 2007-03-02 17:15:35

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Re: Bad Jokes

How many crimanals does it take to install a light-bulb



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