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#1 2007-01-12 05:08:05

soha
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london

eik bandha apni bachi ko padhney ke liye london meh bej deta hai jab wo wapas aati hai to apney bap ko dady bolti hai us ka bap us sey poochta hai key kia waja ke pehlay tum mujay papa bolti thi aur ab dady bolti ho.
wo bolti hai ke dady darasal baat yeh hai ke......wo na meri lipstick kharaab ho jaati hai


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#2 2007-01-12 07:46:49

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Re: london

Nice of you to post jokes in different languages for people who can read it, but please post the translation next time. wink

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#3 2007-01-12 10:21:32

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Re: london

Yes, translation please.


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#4 2007-01-14 05:59:01

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Re: london

soha wrote:

eik bandha apni bachi ko padhney ke liye london meh bej deta hai jab wo wapas aati hai to apney bap ko dady bolti hai us ka bap us sey poochta hai key kia waja ke pehlay tum mujay papa bolti thi aur ab dady bolti ho.
wo bolti hai ke dady darasal baat yeh hai ke......wo na meri lipstick kharaab ho jaati hai

some body pls translate instead of me


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#5 2007-01-14 06:45:50

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Re: london

There are very, very few people who can do that on this forum.

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#6 2007-01-14 10:35:04

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Re: london

I bet you can translate, soha! Have a go!


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#7 2007-01-14 12:27:21

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Re: london

soha wrote:

eik bandha apni bachi ko padhney ke liye london meh bej deta hai jab wo wapas aati hai to apney bap ko dady bolti hai us ka bap us sey poochta hai key kia waja ke pehlay tum mujay papa bolti thi aur ab dady bolti ho.
wo bolti hai ke dady darasal baat yeh hai ke......wo na meri lipstick kharaab ho jaati hai

Here are some words I can recognise ... ! Do they mean the same in English?

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#8 2007-01-14 20:42:49

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Re: london

I would guess that the joke was originally in English and then put through an automatic translator. The translator didn't know how to translate London or lipstick, so it just subtly left them alone and hoped that no one would notice.


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It wanted to be normal.

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#9 2007-01-17 00:11:12

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MathsIsFun wrote:

I bet you can translate, soha! Have a go!

WELL , ACTUALLY I COULD TRANSLATE IT ,BUT WAS LAZY.
SO THOUGHT SOMEBODY WHO KNOW URDU WILL DO IT FOR ME
I WILL TRY TRANSLATE IT NOW


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#10 2007-01-17 00:16:39

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Re: london

soha wrote:

eik bandha apni bachi ko padhney ke liye london meh bej deta hai jab wo wapas aati hai to apney bap ko dady bolti hai us ka bap us sey poochta hai key kia waja ke pehlay tum mujay papa bolti thi aur ab dady bolti ho.
wo bolti hai ke dady darasal baat yeh hai ke......wo na meri lipstick kharaab ho jaati hai

A MAN SENDS HIS  DAUGHTER TO STUDY IN LONDON.WHEN SHE RETURNS ,SHE STARTS CALLING HER FATHER DADDY .HER FATHER ASKS HER  WHATS THE REASON?BEFORE U USED TO CALL ME PAPA AND NOW YOU R CALLING DADDY.

SHE REPLIES DADDY ,ACTUALLY IT IS ...........THAT MY LIPSTICK WILL BECOME BAD:D:D:D:D:D:P:D:D:D:D:D:P:D:D:D:D:D


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#11 2007-01-17 01:06:12

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Re: london

Hehe. Nice.


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#12 2007-01-17 01:12:31

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Re: london

Thanx


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#13 2007-01-31 01:34:47

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Re: london

lol


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#14 2007-01-31 04:07:02

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Re: london

huh i dont get that


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#15 2007-01-31 09:35:00

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Re: london

espeon wrote:

huh i dont get that

Imagine you have lipstick on and say "PaPa"


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#16 2007-01-31 10:40:20

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Re: london

Soha what language did translate you to english  dunno
And by the way good joke. roflol roflol


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#17 2007-01-31 23:03:02

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Re: london

power man wrote:

Soha what language did translate you to english  dunno
And by the way good joke. roflol roflol

WHAT DO U MEAN BY YOUR FIRST SENTENCE


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