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#1 2006-11-26 21:59:09

soha
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The bad and the worse news

The bad and the worse news
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.

Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.

Man: And the bad news?

Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease.

Man: That's great. I was afraid I had cancer!
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#2 2006-11-27 04:56:03

rida
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Re: The bad and the worse news

funny


Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.

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#3 2006-11-27 08:43:22

coolcat23
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Re: The bad and the worse news

Hehehehe...............


The world revolves around me. Deal with it. cool

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#4 2006-11-27 10:02:51

Devantè
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Re: The bad and the worse news

Heard this one before, but still OK, I guess.

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#5 2006-12-09 04:17:58

soha
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Re: The bad and the worse news

ha is that so


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#6 2006-12-09 08:11:47

Devantè
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Re: The bad and the worse news

Yes, that is so.

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