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#1 2006-11-15 22:34:47
- mr. billings
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New Maths Joke! ! !
What did the maths teacher call his son and daughter?.........MATHew and SUMmer 
#2 2006-11-16 05:09:52
- Devantè
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
Matthew is more commonly spelled with a double-"t".
:mad:mathamania#4 2006-11-17 09:25:13
- bright234
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
what do you call a teacher who writes with his right hand? Ms.RIGHT
#6 2006-11-26 22:31:12
- rida
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
really funny.
Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.
#7 2006-11-26 22:37:10
- Devantè
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What do you call someone who rides a screw?
A screwdriver.
Not funny, I know.
#8 2006-11-27 02:13:24
- Ricky
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What do you call someone who makes up corny jokes in his spare time?
A mathematician.
"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."