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#1 2006-09-27 02:21:29

White Diamond
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Registered: 2006-09-25
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Nuns discussing drinks

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do *you* know, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so"

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous - of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, them no-one will know"

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "... and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"

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#2 2006-09-27 04:10:32

Patrick
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Registered: 2006-02-24
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Re: Nuns discussing drinks

Haha, never heard that one before big_smile


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#3 2006-10-12 09:34:01

holla
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Registered: 2006-10-12
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Re: Nuns discussing drinks

that was really good! you so fooney! where'd you hear it?

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