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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Green Bean Jokes

Q: What water yields the most beautiful Green Beans?
A: Perspiration!
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Q: What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
A: String beans.
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Q: Where did the green bean go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
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Q: What kind of beans can not grow in a garden?
A: A jelly bean.
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Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
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