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Jai Ganesh

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Coconut Jokes - II

Q: Why did the coconut stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice!
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Q: What do you call a coconut that doesn't have milk?
A: A milk dud.
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Q: Why don't coconuts have money?
A: Because people milk them dry.
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Q: What is a coconut never guilty of?
A: Nuttiness.
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Q: Why didn't the coconuts go to the ballet?
A: They were afraid of the nutcracker.
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