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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Coconut Jokes - I

Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation.
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Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space?
A: A coco-naut.
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Q: Where do intergalactic coconuts grab a drink?
A: At the "Milky Way".
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Q: What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
A: Cocoa-Nuts.
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Q: What did one coconut say to the other?
A: Got milk?
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