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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Chocolate Jokes - V

Q: Why does the jellybean go to school?
A: Because he wants to become a smartie.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
A: The world's best Sundae!
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Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
A: 3.14159265...
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Q: What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
A: Cocoa-Nuts.
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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.
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