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- Jai Ganesh
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Chocolate Jokes - II
Q: What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
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Q: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.
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Q: Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
A: They had a baby, Ruth.
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Q: What do you call a womanizing chocolate?
A: A cad-bury.
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Q: How do you know it's cold outside?
A: When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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