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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Chocolate Jokes - I

Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE.
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Q: What are the 4 major food groups? Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Tea.
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Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
A: Chocolate covered aunts.
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Q: How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
A: First, invade ze kitchen.
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Q: If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have?
A: Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...
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