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Jai Ganesh

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Cheese Jokes - VIII

Q: Why did the wheel act so bossy?
A: Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
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Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
A: Roar-quefort.
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Q: What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?
A: Lookin' Sharp.
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Q: Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese?
A: He double Gloucester!
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Q: Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
A: Camembert (Come On Bear).
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