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- Jai Ganesh
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Cheese Jokes - III
Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
A: Ask Cheese.
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Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I'm Brieeee.
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Q: What did the cheese say to the other cheese?
A: I smell something swiss-picious!
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Q: What kind of cheese do rodents like?
A: Mousearella.
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Q: When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
A: When it's up to no Gouda.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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