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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bread Jokes - V

Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour?
A: Come on we Knead to be serious!
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Q: Can you make a sandwich with corned meat, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese?
A: Rye not?
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Q: What is a bakers favorite Beatles song?
A: "Loaf is all you knead."
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Q: What happens when you burn bread?
A: You loaf it to death.
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Q: How does a loaf of bread validate it's anger against grapes?
A: Raisining!
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