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- Jai Ganesh
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Artichoke Jokes - II
Q: What do you call a conversation between two artichokes?
A: A heart to heart.
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Q: Why don't rednecks eat artichokes?
A: Because artichokes have "achy breaky hearts".
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Q: How do artichokes apologize?
A: With their heart and soul.
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Q: Why are artichokes brave in battle?
A: Because they have a bunch of hearts.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Artichokes.
Artichokes, who?
Artichokes when he eats too fast!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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