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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Apple Jokes - VI

Q: How many grams of protein are in an apple pi?
A: 3.14159265...
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Q: What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
A: An outboard apple.
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Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
A: It can look round.
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Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding one in your caramel apple, which costs about 35 cents more, on average.
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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you?
Second apple: Worms, I think.
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