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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Autumn Jokes - I

Q What did the tree say to autumn?
A: Leaf me alone.
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Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I'm falling for you.
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Q: Why did summer catch autumn?
A: Because autumn is fall.
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Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
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Q: Why are trees very forgiving?
A: Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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