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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Love Jokes - II

Q: What is love?
A: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
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Q: How did the girl get a prince to fall in love with her?
A: She wore a raspberry beret.
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Q: Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A: Because love means nothing to them!
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Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it.
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Q: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
A: I want you inside me!
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