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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Librarian Jokes - V

Q: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?
A: About nine and three quarters.
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Q: Why did the student throw a book at the Librarian?
A: He wanted to Face-Book her.
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Q: What do Turkish librarians eat for lunch?
A: Shhhh Kebabs.
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Q: What did the frog say when he landed on a book?
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
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Q: What kind of writing pays the most?
A: Ransom notes.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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